AAA-choo

Everyone is ill all the time. Or, as they say here, "are you feeling poorly?" I’ve been told that happens when your kid starts nursery. But honestly, all the time? We’re going to start anti-bacterial dips at the front door soon.

We’ve been trying to get Margot to cover her mouth when she coughs. Here’s our latest attempt:

Margot: cough, cough, cough
Me: Cover your mouth, please, when you cough. You don’t want to spread germs.
Margot: But if I don’t cover my mouth, my germs will go away and someone else can have them.

You've got to appreciate the logic.